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Workshy council workers “take millions of days off on sickies”
The guardians of all that is right and proper in the world, the TaxPayers’ Alliance, have drawn everyone’s attention to the fact that greedy, grasping local authority employees in London are taking...
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Bob Neill “stuck firmly in Pickles’s orbit”
Gravity experts have confirmed that diminutive Minister of State Bob Neill MP is now in permanent orbit around Eric Pickles. Pickles’s slow and stately progress through the cosmos has been marvelled at...
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Pickles to be the subject of all council prayers
The Department of Communities and Local Government has reacted strongly to a court judgment stating that sayings prayers at the start of council meetings – a fixture of the full council agenda in many...
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Shapps: “I am an egregious twat”
Grant Shapps used an appearance on this morning’s Today programme to remind the nation that he is an odious, egregious wanker with no concept of even the most basic principles of morality. Announcing...
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“No, we’re not going to fucking Ecobuild” say harassed public sector workers
Responding to a ceaseless tide of publicity material circulated to promote last week’s Ecobuild conference in central London, the UNISON, PCS and GMB unions have issued a joint statement to the...
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Pickles launches new guidance to significantly enhance local high streets
The world of local government was yesterday blown asunder by explosively innovative guidance issued by the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government about regenerating high streets. The...
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Tips for Running the Country, by Pippa Middleton
Not just the princess’s sister: Pippa is also well known for her incredible buns Hello everyone! Following the fab success of my party planner’s guide, ‘Celebrate’, I was approached again by Penguin,...
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